—Lyndsey, commenting on both this and this. (via caffeinated)gays are hot right now.
May 17 2008
May 16 2008
May 15 2008
Katie Murrin, on the Gay Marriage Decision
- Katie:
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EFF YEA
- Katie:
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SON
- Katie:
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whatchaknowaboutsomegaymotherfuckingrightsSON!
Hotter than Heyyyy-des: Sean Keane and Chris Garcia discuss the San Francisco Heatwave
- me:
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I really cant handle sf when it's hot. The outfits are ridiculous. Dickies turned shorts and derby caps, howard the duck tank tops, it makes me miss LA
- Sean Keane:
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this is officially no-bra thursday in SF as well
- me:
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hahahaha
- Sean:
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In the castro, it's ok to wear a fishing hat in public
- me:
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If at least 80 dudes wear fishing caps, they legalize gay marriage.
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So, me and ali can legally wed now
- Sean:
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does that mean previous outlaw wedddings are now legit?
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this is going to be the gayest night in the castro since Badlands had Half-Priced Appletini and Free Butt Plug Night back in '05
- me:
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yeah theyre legal now. it's called writ of fabulous corpus
- Sean:
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we should start developing a gay divorce court show right now
- me:
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Judge Nudy
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maybe judge tootie?
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judge foodie!
- Sean:
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judge Foodie
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i like it
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played by Nato Green
- me:
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naturally!
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let's do this!
- Sean:
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would he do food-related cases?
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or just eat during his crappy small claims cases?
- me:
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the defendant - blake lancerton, owner of man tan # 3 tanning salon on owner claims that "tran tan #3" is using a similar name to steal his transvestite client base
- Sean:
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ha. and tran tan's owner claims their waxing and aromatherapy service differentiate them
- me:
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we use tea tree oil and they use lavender (a tranny named LAVENDER)
Via Chris Garcia
May 14 2008
Come touch the magic with Murrinatr.
A bright young sailor named Katie Murrin has finally made her way to the internet. It’s probably gonna be all-unicorn, all-the-time for a while over there, but I expect the comedy well to start pumping out crude humor real soon.
Via Murrinatr
Internet Lingo: Decoding Internet Lingo and Character Symbols
A helpful article from Parents. The Anti-Drug.
Excerpt:
Here is a quick guide to help you translate what teens are saying online and in their cell phone text messages. Keep in mind that, as with street names for drugs, these symbols and acronyms are subject to frequent change, particularly when those who use them suspect that others have figured out what they mean.
(Via tardhive.)
May 13 2008
This is an ad campaign for clean oceans that you can see at bus shelters all over SF. I agree with the sentiment conveyed by this poster, but not the song choice. “Part of Your World” is about how much Ariel likes collecting the trash that human beings have dumped into the ocean. Screw clean oceans - what Ariel really wants is gadgets and gizmos a-plenty, whosits and whatsits galore. And if those thingamabobs include six-pack rings and big drums of oil, that’s only going to add to the wonders that Ariel’s one cavern can hold.
Also, didn’t Ariel totally abandon the ocean at the end of the movie? It’s like Yakov Smirnoff starring in a series of public service announcements about reducing pollution in Russia, or Brad Pitt giving a Jennifer Aniston movie two thumbs up. It’s not a coincidence you can’t see Ariel’s, what do you call ‘em? Oh, feet.
Doo Doo & Buttholes
Sex Appeal (myself and Jay Starr) return to the Dark Room to host an evening of stand-up with some of our favorite local comedians, including Beata Bakhtiari, Sean Keane, Brendan Lynch, and headliner Sammy Wegent (Winner - 2005 Battle of the Bay). It’s stand up, beer, strip club critiques, and most likely some arguments about Iron Man.
Tickets are $10 and available here. This show is BYOB.
This tastefully-named show is going to ROCK. Being on this bill makes me feel like a reserve member of SPF7, like I would start appearing in videos if Sammy Wegent was off fighting crime in Louisiana or if shocking nude photos of Jay Starr surfaced and he had to resign his place in the group.
In other news, SPF7.com has been nabbed by squatters, but SPF7-related searches include, “Hot Guys”, “Tanning Bed”, and “Adultfreindfinder” (sic).
Via Now See Hear
May 10 2008
About
Sean Keane is a stand-up comic living in San Francisco. This is a place for Sean Keanes and Sean Keane Enthusiasts
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Upcoming Shows
Friday, May 16th
International Comedy Festival
8PM & 10:30 PM
Our Little Comedy Club
AND
Stage Werx Theater (inside the Shelton Theater)
533 Sutter Street
$10
Saturday, May 24th
Doo Doo and Buttholes
10 PM
2263 Mission St.
San Francisco, CA 94110
$10, BYOB